- I'm like a raccoon, huh?
- There might be monkeys at the bottom of my oatmeal.
- Loose top lippin' is the right way to drink.
- If you fall in the street and get run over by a car I'll scream 'noooooo!' 'cause I love you too much.
- I got a joke- why did the chicken jump on the cow? So he was up high! How did the tree walk? He used legs! How did the tree fly? He used wings! How did the tree get into space? He used a spaceship!
- Sometimes oranges are called tambourines.
- I can't look in the mirror because I'll get distracted and it will eat me!
She always has us cracking up!